March 2012
Teacher gets pregnant. Immediately you imagine... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
funniest10k:
Following this blog may be the greatest thing you have ever done
Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
stoicsilence:
oh no, if i keep this on my desktop, someone might find out that i play crappy porn games
but if i delete the shortcut, i will probably never remember where i put the original file
what do i do
…
nobody will ever be the wiser
Watchmelm0:
shro0ms:
ivanoooze:
best part of the video lkjfnas
hahahahha what
MT QORESw
i-am-hetastuck:
if you have an accent
we are already married
you just dont know it yet
Today is February 29th. Better reblog this cause...
lokilies:
thirdsonofasgard:
But where does the day go?
Into hibernation.
Ugh, my legs still hurt after jumping off a table today in Psych…
Well, no one would give me a chair, so I jumped…Backwards…off of a desk that is about half my height.
The best part is, I did not even fall when I got to the ground.
So I suppose I looked like a boulder plummeting to the ground.
qichi:
novice-city:
Hi, my name is Altair Ibn-La’Ahad and my name is almost as long as my cock.
3cm. Poor lad.
About how everyone was saying that the pre-scratch...
waterandawesome:
What is Dualscar is March Eridan?
spammusubivendingmachine replied to your post: spammusubivendingmachine replied to your post: I…
Go for it! >O
But I want to make sure other people are okay with that too. Dx
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black-nata:
STEVE
WHO THE HELL
IS YOUR
STYLIST
GOOD GOD
spammusubivendingmachine replied to your post: I have been thinking of changing my URL. Should…
Buff hufflepuff? XD
No Scarlett.
Helpful-Psychic-Bulletproof-Buff-Hufflepuff.
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I have been thinking of changing my URL.
Should I?
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The 10th gif of a female in your folder is your...
pettyartist:
green-suspenders:
HOW TO FIND THE NAME OF A SONG: type all the words...
totally-relatable:
(via Totally-Relatable: The funniest relatable posts.)
Happy 0th of Marchuary (or Farch whichever you...
taweesha:
“I can’t…” February sighs, turning its head away.
“Can’t what?” March asks.
“I can’t believe that it’s almost over. That I’m going to have to wait another four years before we’ll be able to be this close again.”
“Hey, don’t cry,” March whispers, taking February’s face into its hands. “We’re going to be all right. We always are, okay?”
“I’m just so…so tired of it. I hate not being...
“Hey I’m your College’s website, and I’m not working right now when you need me...”
– My College’s Website (via what-is-this-i-dont-even)
itsanonh:
leavemetomyself:
guys explain what this is
i wanted to see what mapcrunch was
and
i don’t understand
oh
guardianfox2:
That’s it. Lucas, you need to leave.
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Oh!
I forgot to tell all of you!
I MET ANOTHER HOMESTUCK AT MY SCHOOL.
She was sitting down with her friends and Gamzee was drawn on the front cover of her binder; I happened to walk past her and look at it.
I gave her a thumbs up.
She gave me a funny look like I was crazy.
It was the best thing that happened all day.
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angrylesbianmom:
beyoncebeytwice:
i may or may not have an essay due tomorrow
wHAT DOES THAT PICTURE HAVE TO DO WITH THIS POST OH MGLJD
wake up: exhausted
12 am: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
consultingclotpole:
I hope Rick Santorum never finds the airport.
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
Whoever we were going to see: Hey, what kept you?
Mom: Hi, sorry I'm late, the kids were taking forever to get ready.
Me: What
I Hope Rick Santorum
rappinpicard:
gonegrimdark:
thiasthedark:
kennywaves:
plays Pokemon and encounters nothing but Zubat for the entire game.
Whoa hold on. I think you need to calm down and think about what you just said.
that crossed the line buddy
there are some things you just don’t say, ever.
day 55: a passage from a book that has touched you
vriskas-tits:
keggerrrr:
i was going to choose something meaningful from the bell jar or atlas shrugged but then i remembered unwind. and how it’s the only book that has ever truly freaked me out and really affected me. and i was just going to type up the last part of this (pg 293-294) but i thought that to get the full effect you need to read all of it. so.. enjoy? or at least prepare...