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jakegyllenhaalelujah:

Next Goofy Movie film. Max is out of college and using his Bachelor’s in Communications to create a rap song that will “bring real rap back” with PJ in his dad’s basement. Pete, frustrated with and unsympathetic to the two boys’ creative outlets constantly ridicules their efforts, but Goofy wants to encourage his son, so he (well-intentionedly albeit disastrously) creates a music video for the song using his old camcorder. Believing he’s finally understands what “the young people are down with nowadays”, Goofy’s frame of reference unfortunately has only caught up with early-to-mid 90s trends which he generously utilizes in the video. The poorly-produced song with Max’s unsubstantial, cringeworthy verses along with Goofy’s deteriorating VHS-quality, meta-zeitgeist visuals turns the video into an instant internet sensation. Goofy and Max may have only 1.5 seconds of fame to endure, but their relationship will be put to the test as father and son come to understand what the word “family” truly memes.

My dorm mates have been in the bathroom for over an hour with some guy who I think is someones boyfriend. I hope they are not doing what I think they are.

omnisregion:

Grendit
The Ransacker Pokemon
Dark-type

Grendit have an intense hatred for music. When they hear it, they are sent into a mindless rage. In ancient times, people believed Grendits were evil spirits sent from beyond to punish them. We now know they’re just foul tempered.


Matrendel
The One-Arm Pokemon
Dark-type

When Grendits evolve, the mass of their right arm is absorbed into their left. The remaining arm is powerful enough to knock a Snorlax of its feet. While generally considered a cruel, merciless Pokemon, Matrendel mothers are incredibly loving and protective of their young.

Based on Grendel and Grendel’s mother from Beowulf.

kaname-madoka:

Gonna be a rough week give me strength madoka

voltisubito:

WHY DO PEOPLE ASSUME THAT CHARACTERS ARE ONLY ALLOWED TO ACT ONE WAY TOWARD EVERYONE THEY EVER MEET EVER

GOD FORBID A CHARACTER BE MULTI-FACETED

LIKE

YOU KNOW

A REAL PERSON

calakazam:

kirby devours the keep calm and carry on meme effectively removing it from the internet

justbeingaslut:

i just really hope all of you find someone who is really cool that you can love and have sex with and all that shit but you can also talk politics and about evolution. someone you don’t cling to at parties but you nonchalantly grab their ass when you walk by them in the crowd and someone you reach for at 2am in between dreams to cuddle.

mangocarta:

CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY IS THAT YOU

I’m getting really tired of people talking down to me here.

pizzayacht:

peacepotandmicrodot:

lati-negros:

feminist77:

Pretty sure I already reblogged this but what the hell.  Love this campaign.  

campaign bringing awareness to homeless youth

I adore this campaign so much.

Okay just going to inform people about being young and homeless for a second

In most states, it is a status offense to run away from home, and in most states your parents can drag you home kicking and screaming.

46% leave because of physical abuse.

17% leave because of sexual abuse.

50% of homeless youth were kicked out, or their parent/guardian didn’t care/try to stop them when they left.

40% of the homeless in America are under 18.

Okay, so obviously in trying to fix homelessness, fixing youth homelessness is very important. But our society is completely restricting of youth being independent. A youth who is unhappy at home has very few options.

A youth is restricted from getting jobs without parental permission (and of course few homeless teens can get that). Without the option of getting a legal job, youth are forced into prostitution (survival sex), drug selling, and theft.

A yout cannot rent an apartment without parental permission.

Most hotels and motels will not let somebody under 18 book a room.

A youth cannot even get medical help without parental permission (even if they could afford it).

To house a homeless youth for more than 24 hours is a felony.

To aid a homeless youth in finding housing (besides a homeless shelter or their parent’s/guardian’s residence) is illegal.

Even shelters place 48 hour restrictions on youth without parental permission.

40% of homeless youth are LGBTQ.

Our misguided belief that these restrictions help youth- that these kids will go home and all will be well- is naive and harmful. It is ridiculous that we place parental rights and our notion that kids shouldn’t leave their parents above youth safety.

"you deserved so much better than this"
- me regarding every female character ever (via sanastark)

I think I am going to at least attempt to go to sleep. Since I know the internet will be out when I wake here’s a message.

I love all you guys and I will truely miss you all unless I find a way to get wifi established onto my laptop in the dorm. The queue will be up and running so you guys won’t be too lonely. I may appear off and on if I catch the college’s wifi but do not expect much.

From now on this blog will be put on semi-hiatus.

glenn-rhee-pizzaboy:

geothebio:

geothebio:

a very intimidating middle class family is staring me down in panera bread because i put mac and cheese on my baguette

update: i told them that staring is rude and that i would eat anything on this baguette including their small child

you are everything i aspire to be

Girls who like girls, reblog this.

oniongentleman:

kahtiihma:

bless-the-child:

scaredpotter:

Oh, know the perils, read the signs,
the warning history shows,
for our Hogwarts is in danger
from external, deadly foes

And we must unite inside her
or we’ll crumble from within
I have told you, I have warned you…
let the Sorting now begin.

I’ve been waiting for this gifset <3 look how great is is that the houses are interacting and not everything is so black-and-white-and-we-all-hate-slytherin. I love it. 

INTER-HOUSE FRIENDSHIPS
SLYTHERINS HOLDING HANDS WITH GRYFFINDORS
HUFFLEPUFFS DANCING WITH SLYTHERINS
RAVENCLAWS DRINKING AND STUDYING WITH GRYFFINDORS AND HUFFPUFFS
AHHHH

How much do you want to bet that the Gryffindors and Slytherin just get together to complain about how hard the homework is.